Pet Slaves
Back then it was a bit tired looking, so they called it Old Egypt
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Divorce; walking back to happiness
8. Give your kids and your pets stupid names, so-much-so, that your partner is too embarrassed to ask for them in court.
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God save the Queen and my dhal regime.
In the spirit of Mother Theresa, selflessly helping the disadvantaged, it was a mere month ago I...
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Top tip; preventing burglaries
Operation Tantrum. Thousands of genetically engineered toddlers were dropped over enemy lines, too cute to kill, but with absolutely zero empathy or conscience about their actions – the perfect combatants.
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Holidays; leaving elderly relatives behind.
One day, she toddles off to a Doctor’s appointment. All fluffy white hair and ole lady charm, for him. I venture out to enjoy my house, my home, all alone.
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