Category: Humour funny
Pet Slaves
Back then it was a bit tired looking, so they called it Old Egypt
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Divorce; walking back to happiness
8. Give your kids and your pets stupid names, so-much-so, that your partner is too embarrassed to ask for them in court.
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Top tip; preventing burglaries
Operation Tantrum. Thousands of genetically engineered toddlers were dropped over enemy lines, too cute to kill, but with absolutely zero empathy or conscience about their actions – the perfect combatants.
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Daily Dhal
I started a thang I’ve been wanting to do for ages, I call it, “Daily Dhal”…..
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Witney Review; Eating out – Gastro pubs
The Swan at Swinbrook; interesting food, great garden with hens roaming wild (shut the gate). Haunt of the Mitford sisters, who lived in nearby Asthall Manor in the 1930s. If you don’t know who they are, they were the Kardashians of their time……
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10 Ways to make Extra Money in the Covid Crisis.
“A brilliant guide to getting rich quick. Invaluable, helped me so much”
– The bloke that owns Amazon.
“I learned so much from this amazing artlce, I wish I’d read it earlier in life and not wasted all those years working so hard.” Bill Gates
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How to tidy your house with Zen kids
We walk along the beach to his surfboard, it’s weathered and well used. He paddles me out to sea, I sit on the front dangling my legs in the water, hoping a shark won’t bite and we watch the sunset together, I try not to slide off the front as it dips with my weight – now I reget all finishing all the leftovers in the diner each night…..
Read MoreAgony Aunt series; Online Dating
Today we’ll be talking about online dating, the joys and the pitfalls. Helping a desperate reader find love.
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NEW! Agony Aunt series; “What can I do about lonelines?”
I was recently asked to write about “Loneliness”, by my friend Rich BJ., (that’s actually his real...
Read MoreSuit of d’Amour Chapter 2; The Dress
Suit of d’Amour Chapter 2 The Dress “Oh my gawd,” said the Duchess of Sussex in her dressing room, “I’m so flaming fat, now I’m up the duff.” Her Ladies in Waiting, looked at one another, pausing to see who was...
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